Thursday, December 31, 2009
Get Lost 2009 - New Delhi, Jan. 1, 2010
Wednesday, December 30, 2009
Home & Garden with the Lost Nav - New Delhi, Dec. 30, 2009

INGREDIENTS
The previous recipe is for entertainment purposes only. The Lost Nav takes no responsibility for the quality of the tea or any unforeseen side-effects.
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
All are welcome here - New Delhi, Dec. 29, 2009
Sunday, December 27, 2009
Hostel territory - New Delhi, Dec. 27, 2009


Friday, December 25, 2009
So long Bombay - New Delhi, Dec. 26, 2009
"Frenzy" best describes it. There is occassionally an order to it, but the idea is that a person has to fight for scraps from dinner.
There are hazards at every turn. Traffic, pollution, constant car horns, men spitting tobacco, shoving commuters, a lack of street signs or addresses all make getting around exhausting. Like any large city, people are friendly if the order is not disturbed. Foreigners are made to feel very welcome, until they start asking funny questions (as reporters do.) Then the friendly attitude toward guests unfortunately gives way to a terror-inspired and often unreasonable over-cautiousness.
Still, once the dangers have subsided, what you've got in Mumbai is a true 24-hour city. You'll want for nothing. Snack stands run well past working hours and there is always a crowd of men standing around a cart with its bubbling pot of Rs. 5 masala tea. The sharp gingered stuff is served in a dixie cup-sized glass which is returned to the vendor to be scrubbed out with wash water and a finger.
The small cup of tea leaves an American to be very American; in need of a larger portion and frustrated over English language abilities of others. I can't pronounce "tea." The signs are all in English so I feel sort of invited to use it. As I was able to pick up... "tea" is best pronounced with the tongue against the teeth, such as: "dtee." This all sounds very similar to me, but I'm not a tea vendor answering calls for thousands of cups of "dtee" or "tea."
Things work there only for the initiated. It's a hard lesson before you find your way. The city frequently lacks that European sense and appreciation for order which you find in the U.S. A crook in the States may be quick to forget about any laws prohibiting the many kinds of fraud and theft, but he'll stop at a red light. It's just how it's done. Those rules of law and order seem a little more flexible in Mumbai. Still, it is very possible that just one month is not enough time to chart all of the currents and learn their patterns.
There are some patterns of ebb and flow... contradictions which are even comforting. They are after all a pattern and illustrate familiar dilemmas. There is an obsession, or at least a fad in glamour. Dreams of singing, dancing and acting in Bollywood seem to far outstrip the desire of the average American to make it in Hollywood or on Broadway. Skin whitening creams are sold constantly to both men and women. Tummy tucks and miracle diets are advertized everywhere.
Conversely, the impression Americans carry that the average vegetarian diet here is health gets crushed everyday by different shapes of fried, doughy and overly sugared snacks and beverages at all times of the day.
Elsewhere, the culture is very oriented towards marriange and family, which is fine. It's also fine that men feel comfortable walking arm in arm or holding hand. It doesn't fit American sensibilites, but it's not bothering anyone... unless they're walking slowly in front of you. On top of that (for lack of a better description) is the "kissie sound." The lip squeaking is used, predominantly by men, to get people's attention, the way an American would shout: "Hey!" Finally, it is also common for men (not as acceptable for women) to stare at the white boy as he walks down the street or eats in a restaurant. The combination of the above took some getting used to and wasn't helped by the clearly transvestite prostitutes who walk the trains and insist on touching anyone who does not meet their eyes in order to get rid of them. I tried the ostrich school of problem avoidance, but had to resort to the angry glare and stern "no" school.
As for contradictions, there is also the booming wealth and the flat-busted poverty. It's tough to deal with when you've grown up with the Western standards. You tell yourself, you can't solve the whole problem alone. If I wanted, I could martyr myself in a fit of populism and give away everything I have; nothing would change. The real answer is that it's a societal problem and a society has to find an answer, not one person. It's bigger than that.
It was easy to hide behind things like "society's problem" and the fact that no one around me seemed to be pouring over the situation as the maimed beggars trooped the lines at the train station ticket windows. You'd tell yourself: it's just some racket, like in Slumdog Millionaire. They take their collections for the day to some mafia boss. That's how it's done... I'm on to you.
Respites from the frenzy were available as time allowed and always welcome. When the weather topped 90F, Kingfisher beer was often the only really cold drink that was sold and always came in the 650 ml (20 oz) bottle. There was so much to learn, understand and process. The times spent talking with friends or just drinking coffee were completely necessary. I had to transcribe the imprints on my brain, like wringing out a sponge in preparation for the next chore. It was satisfying even though the work was never over; and I was glad for that. I'd hate to be a dried sponge ready for the waste heap.
I took a few days in Pune to give the old stinking sponge a good wringing before pushing north. My neighbor from New York, Kaveri, and her generous family were nice enough to accommodate, humor me and show me around. We saw temples, forts and markets, but most importantly we just hung around a bit in parks, cafes and coffee shops. It was just what I needed.
The next waypoint approaches...
Thursday, December 17, 2009
The only way to travel - Mumbai, Dec. 16, 2009
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
NEWS BRIEF - Mumbai, Dec. 16, 2009

Monday, December 14, 2009
Out of Smokes - Sanjay Gandhi Nat Park, Dec. 12, 2009

Saturday, December 12, 2009
Just one of those days - Mumbai, Dec.12, 2009
In Christian countries Chanukah rides on the momentum of Santa's sleigh, not in India.
A Saturday night Havdalah service made only passing mention of the "not-Christmas" holiday celebrated in the English-speaking world.
Many congregants few there at the 125 year old Keneseth Eliyahoo Synagogue are decedents of the Bene Israel Jews who landed 2,100 years ago (and if your math is any good, this was just before the time of Jesus Christ; whose birthday is celebrated on... Christmas.)
The story goes that a ship carrying seven Jewish families wrecked on the Indian coast near what is now Mumbai. The families grew into a larger community which was accepted by the locals and called the "Saturday oil-pressers." The oil-pressers largely assimilated and began to speak Marathi, the language of the state of Maharastra.
After the creation of the State of Israel in 1948, a year after India's independence, many Jews headed back to the Holy Land and the numbers dwindled.
On this Chanukah, in the old impressive synagogue with its well-worn, comforting elegance, Rabbi Solomon Sopher conducted a standard Hebrew-only orthodox service.
It seemed like some people had forgotten when the service ended and he called the 16 congregants to gather around for the lighting of an ornate gold Chanukah menorah.
There were no presents, no latkes, no dradles, no snow, no cold; and there was no sense of missing all of the Christmas fun.
Six candles left and there goes another holiday.
Thursday, December 10, 2009
To Slay a Dragon - Mumbai, Dec. 10, 2009
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Notice to readers - Mumbai, Dec. 9, 2009
I initially hesitated to do it in the spirit of keeping the Big Brother ad machine away from every facet of life. One feature I do like is that I can now see how many hits per day the site gets. That information may one day be worth putting on a resume... if I turn out to be any good.
I figured I'd poll the audience to see if the trade-off was worth the annoying ads, but then I realized that I could turn this into a principled attempt to stand up for paid content, intellectual property and writers earning enough to eat.
So that is why there are ads here now. I'm not happy about it either, but maybe when I'm rich I can buy some new righteousness.
-The Lost Nav
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Rules - Mumbai, Dec. 8, 2009

Travel log:
[Warning: Revolting language]
In life, there are rules. When travelling, some rules you bring with you and some you find when you arrive.
In Mumbai, for example, it is not permissible to piss on the outer wall of the Government of India Mint. It is also not permissible to take pictures of the sign on the wall of the Government of India Mint which prohibits the pissing.
Rule: Chance favors the bold
One thing that is obvious upon arrival here is that foot and vehicle traffic has made its own set of rules. The Lost Nav has not been able to independently confirm that there are traffic laws on the books, but if they do exist; they only serve as a jumping off point for great negotiation of man and machine.
A game called Chicken has one simple rule... the last person to fear for their safety wins. This may be the only possible way to cross streets during certain times of the day. If a driver or pedestrian intends to wait until traffic has become reasonably clear, that person should have a full tank of gas or be familiar with the location of a tea house in order to spend a few hours, respectively. Ear-splitting, teeth-rattling car and the higher-pitched motorcycle horns are also the rule and not the exception where the average decibel level is concerned.
Rule: Exact change preferred
Actually, it's not only preferred; very often it is required. This policy goes farther than bus fare and carnival tickets. Change (whether in coin or paper form) is coveted here. The Government of India Mint may be too busy handling its urinary problems and has neglected to print or strike new rupee denominations from Rs. 5 coins to Rs. 10, 20 and 50 bills. (45 IDR = 1 USD)
ATMs distribute crispy new Rs. 1,000, 500 and 100 denominations, but try to find a new small bill. It's as though they haven't been printed in years. Clerks will almost always ask for exact change and act as though they are doing you a favor by changing even an Rs. 500 note. Just today, the Lost Nav was stuck in a ticket line at the train station because an African man was arguing with the clerks. He wanted to pay for a Rs. 6 ticket (or possibly an Rs. 52 first class ticket) with a Rs. 500 note.
"You get me change!" he shouted, waving the bill over his head. "I want to pay!"
The Lost Nav has no doubt that a train station which serves thousands of people per day can find change for Rs. 500.
Taxi drivers have upped fares to accommodate their supposed lack of change. This is not surprising. What is surprising is that they have also cut fares due to their lack of change.
"Never enough coins," a cashier said, when the Lost Nav finally tried to ask why people seemed so ravenous over their coins.
Rule: Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to
'Where is the toilet?' is a great question to ask before setting out to walk through an unfamiliar city. This question is best asked at hotels and restaurants frequented and recommended to tourists.
The Lost Nav was busy futilely observing the rules of The Waiting Game in the hopes of meeting a contact from the Times of India in order to work on a story. During the Waiting Game's early rounds, a stop was made at the Britannia. The supposed 1940s Iranian-styled cafe was recommended by a travel guide and was well-located in the historic Colaba district of Mumbai.
I found a seat in the high-ceilinged and comfortably worn cafe that was still sparsely filled at noon. A breeze from the bay was helped by overhead fans which cooled the few customers and large wait staff.
An early lunch of egg masala consisted of four hard-boiled egg halves in a spicy sauce accompanied by a chapati (Western hemisphere dwellers may think tortilla). Iranian cafes are usually known for tea, but the grandfatherly waiter was forced to apologize as the cafe does not serve either tea or coffee. He recommended a fresh lime soda, with an especially charming emphasis on 'fresh.' I could not refuse a local favorite and was happy to find the soda less sweet than nearly every other beverage the country offers.
When the brief meal ended, I asked another waiter if the toilet was upstairs. He said 'no,' and nodded his head toward the front of the room where a hefty wait captain sat behind his slightly elevated desk like a king on his throne between the two sun-filled entrance ways.
With a backhanded flick of the wait captain's wrist I was escorted to the back of the restaurant expecting to see a bathroom to the side of the kitchen. Instead, we walked right through the kitchen into the back room.
Anyone who has ever seen most restaurant kitchens knows that the sight is usually enough to turn the heartiest eater into a meek nibbler. In this kitchen, grease stains and grime inches thick was frosted with dust and cobwebs at the corners. The hatless, gloveless, tank-topped and largely barefoot staff slaved away over bubbling cauldrons and corroded counters.
In the back room piles of trash and used glass made a home for a particularly long-tailed rat which scurried behind the bottles. A mixer churned some sort of vegetable dish in the opposite corner. Next to the bathroom was a two-headed shower room where the people who apparently live in the backroom were washing up... thankfully in their "shower bathing suits." A bowl of pasta was brought into the shower room to drain.
I thought of running, but I was stunned and fascinated by what I saw; I stayed. The double-doors to the bathroom remained closed for a while despite the shouts of the staff to open up. It is another rule that the longer you have to wait for the bathroom, the less likely you are to want the use of the bathroom.
Finally, the doors swung and I found out what was meant by 'squat toilet.' It is, as advertised, a hole in the ground. This oblong 24 inch hole was cut in the tile floor and had a slope toward the drain side of the "toilet." To my great surprise, it did not smell at all and was actually comforting after seeing the rest of the kitchen. There was no toilet paper in the bathroom, but for this moment that was irrelevant.
I left the bathroom and pushed my way through the tight quarters of the kitchen in order to make my escape. I headed for the door of the Britannia, but was stopped by the waiter who directed me to a small sink on the side of the busboy's station. I briefly washed my hands and went straight for my hand sanitizer after I left the restaurant.
Rule: What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger
I hoped my lunch would make me stronger.
Monday, December 7, 2009
NEWSFLASH - Mumbai, Dec. 7, 2009
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Notice to Readers - Mumbai, Dec. 6, 2009
On this voyage I seem to have found my way into the Modern Age, digitally speaking.
As of today, I will provide a new photo service at http://flickr.com/photos/lostnav
At this moment only some shots representing my first impressions of India are available, but more will surely follow in the coming days.
I hope you're finding some of this as interesting as I do.
-Lost Nav
Saturday, December 5, 2009
NEWS BRIEF - Mumbai, Dec. 4, 2009
The tip came from Helmand Province, Afghanistan, where an American Marine Corps colonel, who recently finished a training stint in India, spoke to the South Asia-desk editor of a major American news service.
The Indian Navy's chief public relations officer denied any plans to organize a Marine Corps.
"We have marine commandos, but not a Marine Corps like the United States," Navy Captain Manohar Nambiar told the Lost Nav in a telephone interview.
The United States Marine Corps reports to the Secretary of the Navy.
However, the Indian Coast Guard is considered a military branch and reports to the Defence Minister, while the United States Coast Guard reports to the Department of Homeland Security.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Shave and a Haircut - Mumbai, Dec. 3, 2009
It's been quiet in the past few days. A routine is developing.
After what felt like a futile fury of reporting on the 26/11 attacks and then trying to come up with something on the environment ahead of the Copenhagen meeting, I've had a few days to play the waiting game.
Monday I managed to schedule and interview with a traffic expert. My story on the environment is naturally related to the traffic problem here, but his focus was primarily on congestion and less on the impact to the Earth. At least it felt like some progress towards something about the local pollution levels with the backdrop of India's commitment to a deal at Copenhagen.
On Tuesday I got a haircut at a fairly sanitary and cozy spot (18' x 6') I saw when I had been hanging around police headquarters. I was chasing rabbits along the trail of a 26/11 story. The haircut cost a touch more than two-bits, but at Rs.30 or 66 cents, it was a decent bargain. I skipped the shave after the hatchet job done to me back in NY by a guy who I believe to be an expert barber (at least the vintage 1920s look of the guy told me so.)
That was Tuesday and later that day I walked through town waiting to hear from a guy I met at the Times of India.
I met him the week previous when we were both waiting to see the commissioner of police. As we talked I told him about my idea to write a story on the improvements made by the local ambulance services. He asked if we could work together; he had intended to do one of the same. I said I'd be happy to.
That weekend we had some dinner with some of his friends and he brought me over to the press club.
Now, after my haircut, I was busy drinking Rs. 5 or 8 cent Nescafe coffees which come in a dixie cup at the train station. I wandered around the neighborhood of the station and Times of India building, waiting around to meet him. By the end of the day he was too busy and said he'd call me back to reschedule. More waiting and waiting.
Wednesday, another interview. Two cab drivers could not find the office in the Santa Cruz (East) neighborhood. One drove me to Santa Cruz and more-or-less said...
"OK Santa Cruz."
Not good enough I told him and stopped to ask for directions. No one could help. I paid him for as far as he took me and not a rupee more, although I think he was expecting some kind of tip.
I realized he didn't even take me to the east side of the tracks. I know my way around better than this guy? Really?
I found the train station and took the foot-bridge over the tracks and looked for 3rd Ln... which as I've learned, may or may not be next to either 2nd or 4th Ln.
I got into an autorickshaw as time approached my appointment. He drove passed a 5th Rd. That was encouraging. He finally stopped and pointed as if to say... "just down that way." I've seen this routine before. Again, I paid him his Rs. 10 and nothing more.
I walked around a bit and headed back toward 5th Rd. I saw 2nd Ln. and as it should be, I saw 3rd Ln. I actually made it on time with minimal help from two cab drivers. That and the lack of roadsigns have to be some kind of impediment to growth, I figured.
I met with a guy from Greenpeace who also had little hard data on the environmental conditions in Mumbai. After stepping out of traffic, I could tell him they're pretty poor. It's dusty enough to make the Marlboro Man look like James Bond.
He did say that Greenpeace's new campaign will be against the use of genetically engineered foods. It sounded interesting, but I had my mission for the day. I still tried to get a hold of this professor at the Institute of Technology in Mumbai for data on the air quality. No luck. Time was running short again.
I brought myself back to my new neighborhood and sat at my American-style diner drinking coffee and trying to do some work on my accidentally pink computer. No one says anything about it, by the way. I was again locked out until 830p by my battle ax landlady who thinks I have to live my life based on her schedule.
Another part of my routine has been daily arguments with her. I don't really take it to heart. I care too little about her opinion of me. I'll take an interest if she thinks she's keeping any of my deposit, but there's only a need to worry about that in a few weeks.
Just today she threatened to charge me for electricity since my computer has been often plugged in. I said we never made any arrangement about the electric bill.
"I did not know you would be using all the time," she yelled.
"I didn't know you'd be out until 830 p.m. almost every night," I said.
In case anyone is still asking the obvious question: Why don't I have a key? ...the answer is that I never asked if I would get a key; I just assumed I'd get a key. I thought she didn't have it ready and I would get it the day after I moved in, but then she tells me that since I'd only be here for a month, I wouldn't get one.
I said as long as she's there to open the door, it makes no difference to me; but she goes out... and I get locked out.
She also finds at least one thing to yell at me for per day. Yesterday she told me not to leave the remote control on the bed because it might break and that would cost her money..?
"No, it won't break," I said.
Once I came back at 2 p.m. after leaving in the morning. She answered the door shouting that...
"Your timing is wrong! People sleep in the afternoon!"
"No, people work in the afternoon; people sleep at night," I said, and added yet again: "This wouldn't happen if I had a key."
"How can I give key if you're only here one month?"
"How can you rent a room and not give someone a key?" I asked... rhetorically.
I'm really not that upset about the situation, although I probably have a right to be. I will become upset if she thinks she's keeping any bit of my deposit.
So that's become a routine.
Today was Thursday. I met with a professor of environmental sciences and finished off that story on the air around here. I sent it to an editor at the Hindustan Times. He was nice enough to forward it to the Bombay editor. We'll see and it'll be posted right here as soon as I know what's happening with it. I offered to rewrite is as a wrap-up of Copenhagen.
Now that I've got a routine it's time to break it. I'll figure something out.
Sunday, November 29, 2009
L'Chaim - Mumbai, Nov. 29, 2009
Yesterday I spent the morning at the local synagogue. The building itself is very impressive; the service itself was orthodox, nice and fairly normal. I was welcomed many times over by the regulars there. (See previous entry.)
Afterwards there was a kiddish lunch served of traditional Indian vegetable dishes as well as rice, chicken and fruit.
In true Jewish fashion, a heated discussion broke out between a few of the regulars and a friend of the local Chabad House where four people were killed a year earlier in the attacks.
The locals insisted that the money collected from around the world should be used for the local community, but Chabad has its eyes on the world.
The rabbi was able to calm the situation and the occasion remained peaceful meal. Then, with an invitation from the Chabadnicks who attended the service, I went to the Chabad House... for another lunch.
I was given a tour of the, still under construction, Nariman House by an Israeli who is affiliated, but not a Chabadnick himself.
The bullet holes were obvious and as he explained, mostly from police who were not well-trained in counter-terror tactics. They had clearly been firing around corners. He showed me the section of wall missing where Maharastra state commandos broke through to combat the gunmen. In what would be the rabbis' office, a grenade blast had smashed the tiles on the floor.
He also showed me the room where a young rabbi Gavriel, his wife Rifka and their son Moishe were killed.
"Death is everywhere," the Israeli said.
Finally, I was showed to a modest lunch table at around 12:30 p.m. and was asked to sit. I was clearly welcome, but for me only in the uncomfortable way which is possible in a foreign country where I'm very familiar with neither the local language or the Hebrew which was spoken. Lunch began and I was implored to "say l'chaim" (to life) many times. In honor of the rabbi and his family, I was in no condition to refuse. I finally chose "the yellow," which is known to the rest of the world as "The Glenlivet." The other option, "the white," is known to the world as "Absolut."
I said "l'chaim."
Lunch number two was salad, chick peas, olives, pot roast and potatoes. Many prayers and stories went around the table which were translated into English for me and one other. After each, a round of l'chaims.
If not for any ability in Hebrew, I was respected for my ability to say "l'chaim." I was surprised how quickly some of the others at the table were soon asleep... on the table.
After hours of this, I had to escape to meet a new friend at the Times of India. We were supposed to meet and possibly begin work on a story about the city's ambulance services. I tried to escape, but was held back in a very religious way. I was #10.
To say a prayer called Kaddish over lost loved ones a group of 10 men is required. I agreed to stay for another 10 minutes, which I did. It felt good to be there for them to say Kaddish. It was a small sacrifice on my part, but I figure it meant a lot to them.
After the prayers dancing broke out and I broke away to find my way from far down in the historic section of Colaba to near the Chhatrapati Shivaji Terminus (CST) across from the Times of India building.
"The yellow" had sharpened my navigational senses. I was late and decided on short-cuts. I made no wrong turns and showed on time.
I met Sudharak, of the Times, for the first time while I was sitting in police headquarters earlier in the week. I was waiting to speak to the commissioner about an ill-fated 26/11 story (see Nov. 26 posting). Sudharak was somewhat planning an ambulance story of his own and was intrigued when I told him about my own ambulance experience back in New York.
However, this day we met with a few other of his friends for yet another meal, biryani. After dinner we went to the local press club chatted for a while over some more snacks and decided to meet again on the next Tuesday to work on the ambulance story.
I had eaten a lot that day, but had to rush home to pay for the dinner which is delivered to my room every night for Rs. 70 or a modest $1.55.
I didn't make it, but I did call ahead and avoided another scrap with my battle ax landlady. I at the food at the next day's breakfast.
The scrap finally came when she insisted I was one day behind (again) on my payments to the food delivery people. She had the wrong date. I was not behind, but call it yet another run in with the old dragon.
I also couldn't believe that she asked me if I planned to stay in the room beyond the one month I already paid for. I was disappointed that she doesn't hate me enough to want me out.
I sleep easy there. I'm sure I'm more her problem than she is mine, but I won't stay there any longer than necessary.
Besides, I can't stagnate in one place too long. I've got a country to see here.
Saturday, November 28, 2009
Facing West - Mumbai, Nov. 28, 2009
Friday, November 27, 2009
NEWS BRIEF - Mumbai, Nov. 26, 2009
NEWS BRIEF - Mumbai, Nov. 26, 2009
Thursday, November 26, 2009
NEWSFLASH - Mumbai, Nov. 26, 2009

Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Call it a Victory? - Nov. 25, 2009, Mumbai, India Nov. 25, 2009
